Things I Don’t Understand, Items 673 thru 675

673. The way auctioneers talk
674. How, when two stars wear the same dress, the press reacts like it’s the Cuban Missile Crisis all over again
675. Macadamia nuts

8 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 673 thru 675"

  1. PJ says:

    #675 No? Do they speak a funny language or something? I understand them to be delicious.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    They taste like teeth.

    • PJ says:

      You may just have ruined macadamia nuts for me for the rest of my life. Now what will I have to live for? Oh, right. Coffee. Whew.

    • MidLyfeMama says:

      They DO taste like teeth. And the chalky texture. BLECH. Ruins a perfectly good cookie everytime someone misguidedly sticks them in there.

  3. The Farmer says:

    test

  4. Oh, c’mon, Cupcake. Teeth? I love macadamia nuts. Just make sure they’re salted.