Things I Don’t Understand, Items 682 thru 684

682. Al Sharpton’s head, from the side
683. How exhausting vacations can be
684. When people have email signatures that are as long as the Magna Carta

11 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 682 thru 684"

  1. 683 – Have pity on us poor retired people, who are on vacation all the time and, thus, are eternally tired.

  2. PJ says:

    #682.5 Al Sharpton’s voice from any angle. He makes Chris Matthews sound resonant.

  3. Mary says:

    Could Al’s head be too big for his body?

  4. The Zadge says:

    I love the people in my GOVERNMENT workplace who sign their emails with quotes from the Bible. Hello separation of church and state!!!

    • PJ says:

      And how about the ones who sign with a clearly political agenda? If it doesn’t agree with mine they are total asshats.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      I used to work with someone who had a Gandhi quote tattooed on the end of all her emails and Gandhi was misspelled. I think this would have made him really mad.

  5. PJ says:

    #684 How does “PJ” suit you? Concise enough? I’ve recently removed 3 stanzas of Leaves of Grass.