Things I Don’t Understand, Items 688 thru 690

688. Why Cialis commercials show the men getting all sexy-sexy looking at their wives when the wives are either cheering on a sports event or participating in one
689. Prunes
690. That thing that happens when you’re walking down stairs and you think there’s another stair and there isn’t and you step onto the floor like you’re a spastic rooster with cement claw feet

18 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 688 thru 690"

  1. Hilary says:

    I do that all the time……that’s not normal???

  2. midlyfemama says:

    Or 690.1 when you think there ISN’T one more step and you confidently step forward like the floor is going to be there, only there is just AIR and you are suddenly flailing about like a spastic rooster who really wished the gift of flight had not been cruelly bred out of his lineage by some unknown and sadistic Darwinian twist of fate.

  3. Or when you’re going down to the kitchen to get a drink of water in the middle of the night and you don’t turn on the light so as not to disturb your wife and you turn too soon and run smack into a wall. Which provokes a loud “@#!!@$%#@!!!” and your wife wakes up and wonders why you’re standing in the dark cussing loudly.

  4. PJ says:

    Clearly #690 is deeply affecting. I have often pondered the feeling of excess energy that is experienced throughout the body at such a moment. Really? I’m throwing myself forward with that much force?

  5. I peed on my fingers today.

  6. Cupcake Fan says:

    And, what’s with the two bathtubs in those commercials?? If anything, they should be in one big tub.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      I KNOW. What are they thinking? TWO bathtubs in the middle of an open field. Talk about a turn-off.

  7. Cupcake Murphy says:

    Have I told you all lately that I love you?

  8. Cupcake Murphy says:

    What about when you’re in the grocery store and you think you see a wasp and you shriek in the way that baby rhinos shriek except you’re standing there all alone in the jams and jellies aisle and there’s no wasp, not for miles.

  9. PJ says:

    You’re alone? In the grocery store? Are you shopping at 2:00 AM with the other insomniacs?