Things I Don’t Understand, Items 694 thru 696

694. Sassafras
695. Spicy foods that melt your nostrils
696. Celine Dion’s husband

5 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 694 thru 696"

  1. PJ says:

    #694 It’s all about the rhythm. Or being a great name for a cat.

  2. midlyfemama says:

    The tree? I love to break a leaf off and smell it. It is sour and zingy. And is, I believe, the only tree to have three different leaf shapes.

  3. The Zadge says:

    696. Everytime I hear his name, I briefly think he is a woman and Celine is a lesbian.