Things I Don’t Understand, Items 697 thru 699

697. Flavored dental floss
698. Parents who name their children Freedom
699. That baby bird hairstyle where the person’s hair is slathered with gel and sticking straight up all over their head

2 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 697 thru 699"

  1. midlyfemama says:

    697: What do you mean? Is mint a flavor? Because I LOVE my mint dental floss. Now what I really don’t understand is chocolate flavored tooth paste that my dentist seems to be convinced I would appreciate. When I brush I want that clean minty effect. Chocolate does not achieve this. And makes me want to gag when in the form of tooth paste. I might just have to show up for my next appointment having just eaten 6 or so Oreos and not rinsed with a beverage.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      Yes—mint or lavender or turkey (just kidding)—I just don’t understand the flavor thing when it comes to floss.