Things I Don’t Understand, Items 700 thru 702

700. Harry Connick Jr.’s giant new teeth
701. Why it is that squirrels give off a gossipy vibe
702. Perfume that smells like turpentine

One Comment on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 700 thru 702"

  1. midlyfemama says:

    It doesn’t matter what the perfume starts out smelling like, it all ends up smelling like old lady baby powder smell once it is on me for longer than half an hour. It is my super power.

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