Things I Don’t Understand, Items 712 thru 714

712. The Olive Garden
713. Why the weather people on the news act like they know what the hell they’re doing
714. The weird, pseudo I’m-In-The-Olympics vibe that ordinary rollerbladers give off

One Comment on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 712 thru 714"

  1. I can’t believe no one had commented on the horror of endless soup, salad and breadsticks! And if you are lucky at the Olive Garden, someone waitperson might suggest a fine Lambrusco.

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