Things I Don’t Understand, Items 721 thru 723

721. Rock and roll Christmas songs
722. Hazing
723. That thing that happens when you have your socks on and you try to put on sweatpants and your socks stick to the sweatpants and you end up hopiing all over your bedroom like a Kangaroo on Ambien

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 721 thru 723"

  1. Even Spinal Tap’s Christmas With The Devil?

  2. midlyfemama says:

    What is UP with that sock thing? I have nearly killed myself several times in decidedly ungraceful circumstances while that very thing is happening. I am sure science is involved. It is always involved in things that make me look silly. Like GRAVITY. That sucker is out to get me.