Things I Don’t Understand, Items 727 thru 729

727. Why squirrels always seem like they’re late for an appointment
728. Overuse of the term “cold snap”
729. People who seem perfectly normal but don’t hem their pants

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 727 thru 729"

  1. #727 – ROTFLMAO!!!!!

  2. PJ says:

    #728 Why the weather man is now the storm expert and the weather department is now Storm Central.

  3. Alex says:

    #727-You’ll note that 99% of squirrels aren’t wearing wristwatches, hence being late.

  4. midlyfemama says:

    FUTURECAST. Why? WHHHHYYYYY??? Forecast isn’t a good enough word? We need to make up more words?

    Squirrels are like that one mom at my son’s school, who no matter what time of day, which day, which season you encounter her, she is in a RUSH. Not just late, not just busy, but in a RUSH. No one person can be in a rush all of the time. I think she never learned out to breathe correctly.

  5. PJ says:

    You’re on to something. I have never seen a squirrel take 3 deep cleansing breaths.