Things I Don’t Understand, Items 730 thru 732

730. How one rogue bulb in a string of Christmas lights can ruin the whole party for everyone
731. Gourmet cheese that smells like athlete’s foot
732. Vodka

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 730 thru 732"

  1. PJ says:

    Me, either.

  2. The Zadge says:

    Oh, I can explain #732 to you. I’m an expert.

  3. My god, how can anyone not understand vodka? If Zadge doesn’t get it done, I’ll try.

  4. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I’m a gin person. Vodka repels me.

    • midlyfemama says:

      Mmmm…gin. The husband likes sweet drinks. He is all about the White Russian right now. Milk based alcoholic drinks are just wrong. I am of the opinion that if it has more than three ingredients, and a lime wedge qualifies as an ingredient, then it is too fussy.