Things I Don’t Understand, Items 767 thru 769

767. Hedges sculpted to resemble giant animals
768. Caviar
769. People who don’t follow proper protocol at stop signs

10 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 767 thru 769"

  1. Mary says:

    I think it is caviar. Do you mean fish eggs?

  2. Sarge says:

    #769. Maybe they can’t read?

  3. Do you mean topiary? (Never mind, I’m just goofing around.)

  4. Mary says:

    I think she meant topiary. Those are fish eggs from a different fish.

  5. steve says:

    I once chose a motel to stay at based on the awesomeness of their topiary. There’s a street in Merced where the 5 or 6 motels on it ALL have nutty hedge animal sculptures, and I figured the best topiary signified the nicest motel.

  6. Fist fights have broken out in the car between myself and the husband over 769. If he stops at a stop sign first, he’ll wait for the other car to stop, then nobody knows who’s going first.
    All the while I’m screaming at him ‘GO GO GO!’