Things I Don’t Understand, Items 776 thru 778

776. Pompadours
777. Celery smoothies
778. People who want to go in front of you in line at the grocery store because they have four items and you have six

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 776 thru 778"

  1. Sarge says:

    What if Lionel Ritchie and the Commodores wore Pompadours?

  2. Mary says:

    I make celery smoothies. I add carrots, ginger, kale, apple, parsley too. I think it is called juicing. The follow up to drinking it is eating a dish of ice cream. The cookie dough kind. I pick out all the pieces of cookie dough first.

  3. PJ says:

    #777 Or mashed potato crunchies