Things I Don’t Understand, Items 791 thru 793

791. The abuse a bougainvillea plant can take while still remaining so gorgeous
792. What John McCain does for laughs
793. Catamarans

5 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 791 thru 793"

  1. Mary says:

    Cataramans. . . . . .is that that long flowy thing that you wear?

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I meant to say cataMARANS. those flimsy boat type things that terrify me.

  3. Alex says:

    #792-I’ve heard he prank calls Lindsay for shits and giggles.

  4. Mary says:

    I think I am thinking of caftans.

  5. midlyfemama says:

    Exactly who thought up the idea for the Catamaran? It seems so…improbable. A wind powered hammock that hurtles across the water, threatening to tip over at any moment, either entangling you hopelessly in your hammock and sails, drowning you or flinging you like you have been shot out of a human sling shot into open ocean. Nothing about this seems relaxing or pleasant.