Things I Don’t Understand, Items 797 thru 799

797. Rachel Ray
798. That thing that happens when you hear someone screaming down the street and you don’t know if you should call the police or run for cover
799. Whether or not calamari is pork anus or not

8 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 797 thru 799"

  1. GAYLE says:

    Always pure delight to receive your thoughts on these important issues. 😀

  2. PJ says:

    #799 If the thought has even crossed your mind you must act as though the thought is truth.

  3. Rachel Ray makes me want to launch into the TV and smack her.

  4. Sarge says:

    The word “anus” disturbs me almost as much as Rachel Ray.