Things I Don’t Understand, Items 800 thru 802

800. Why drunk people and explosives exemplify America’s independence
801. The extreme difference in difficulty when it comes to doing a cartwheel as an adult as compared to doing one as a child
802. How the smell of burnt toast permeates an entire neighborhood

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 800 thru 802"

  1. GAYLE says:

    Love these. Amen. And….you can add burned popcorn, too.
    Happy Fourth to you and yours.

  2. Sarge says:

    My utter inability to do a cartwheel as a child has haunted me for 5 decades.

  3. PJ says:

    Same here, Sarge. I felt like a failure as a child when every little girl but me could get those legs wheeling toward the ski. I haven’t done a cart wheel in my life but it’s not for trying. Now to get these legs skyward? I’d have to be in a long downward headfirst plummet.

  4. PJ says:

    Couldn’t ski either.