Things I Don’t Understand, Items 806 thru 808

806. How the sets of talk shows are decorated to look like some weird living room
807. Fifty Shades of Grey
808. Roller Bladers

4 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 806 thru 808"

  1. PJ says:

    #806 Or why in the name of all that is sensible they perch up on those high stools. Let me tell you that if I come to your house to chat and you and I perch on tall stools in the middle of the room and your neighbors come in one by one to join us on the 3rd tall stool we will be ex-friends.

  2. PJ says:

    #807 Fifty shades of grey? Have you spent a year in Michigan or Western New York?

    #808 People who have to pass everybody in front of them no matter how fast they are going? No thanks. I was married to my ex for 30 years. Got more than enough of that.

  3. My wife doesn’t want to hear about Fifty Shades of Grey anything. She wouldn’t even watch the story about the movie on Nightly News last night.

  4. midlyfemama says:

    Newscasts and morning shows. The sets are just weird.

    I refuse to read those books and will not see the movie. I understand the books are terribly written and that generally makes me SLIGHTLY homicidal. I want my soft core porn to be well written dammit. Grammar matters! Plus it just takes too much energy to get that…hmmm…INVOLVED.

    I fell down standing still while wearing roller blades. Obviously I do not understand them either.