Things I Don’t Understand, Items 815 thru 817

815. How painful the shin massage can be when you’re getting a pedicure
816. How the ice bucket challenge can be so gosh darn har-har successful but we can’t figure out a way for black men and boys to stop getting shot for no reason
817. The official pronunciation of “salad nicoise”

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 815 thru 817"

  1. Does the shin massage hurt? And why are they massaging your shins any way?

  2. PJ says:

    #817 Right. Is it sal’-add or sa-lad’?

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