Things I Don’t Understand, Items 818 thru 820

DON'TUNDERSTAND818.Guys who act like they deserve the Heisman Trophy just because they can barbecue well
819. The Duck Dynasty people
820. That thing that happens when you’re in the produce section, picking out lettuce and you get sprayed in the face with a spritzy mist of water

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 818 thru 820"

  1. PJ says:

    I would like to respond to the above by quoting my friend’s 85 year old seriously into Alzheimer’s father who listened, at Thanksgiving dinner, to everybody say what they were thankful for and then responded when it was his turn, “And then there are idiots.”

    I keep this response in my head on mute and use it frequently when baffled by nonsense.

  2. I sure do love this photo of you, Cupcake. Perplexed, pensive. Perspicacious.

    • PJ says:

      Oh, Perspicacious. Nice word. I think I’ll use that today. Trouble is, the only place I’m going to is the grocery store so it may be a reach.