Things I Don’t Understand, Items 821 thru 823

821. Clear plastic shoes
822. Vodka
823. Ceramic frog collections

One Comment on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 821 thru 823"

  1. PJ says:

    Ceramic frog art is boring. But my stone frog art is electrifying! And my real frog art collection that I watch out my sunroom window every evening and night is life itself. Watch them mate. Watch them fight. Watch them eat bugs. Watch them not move for 4 hours then leap leap leap splash! Watch them sit on the lily pads and look adorable. Watch them get big and fat and sloppy and remind you of Jabba the Hut. I guess we’d call them the skin art collection. I would kiss them all if I thought I’d get a prince out of the lot.