Things I Don’t Understand, Items 830 thru 832

830. Salad dressing on the side
831. The Surgeon General
832. People who jog barefoot

One Comment on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 830 thru 832"

  1. PJ says:

    #830 A must unless you like salad soup
    #831 Right. Surgeon General sounds like somebody in the Pirates of Penzance who has a very model of a modern major-general.
    #832 Oh so young and so foolish. Thou shalt pay, oh beamish boy.