Things I Don’t Understand, Items 833 thru 835

833. Snakes as pets
834. False eyelashes
835. Road rage

One Comment on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 833 thru 835"

  1. Michele says:

    Cupcake darling. Come drive around the streets of Boston for a week. Road rage will make COMPLETE sense.

    Regarding eyelashes, I know several people hawking this new product that is supposed to give you Tammy Faye Baker lashes. And we apparently WANT these lashes. The formula involves FIBERS, probably made from unicorn fur. I am scared of these lashes.