Things I Don’t Understand, Items 899 thru 901

899. Suspenders
900. Parasailing
901. The people who say they were abducted by UFOs people

9 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 899 thru 901"

  1. Catalyst says:

    Suspenders are very important to we older men who’s sand has shifted.

    Parasailing is fun until you fly into a building.

    Those 901 people are not playin’ with a full deck. Maybe they’ve flown into a building or their suspenders are too loose.

  2. Catalyst says:

    I think that should be “whose” in my first sentence.

  3. Mary says:

    I was abducted by UFO’s people by my suspenders while I was parasailing.

  4. Mary says:

    What does Catalyst mean by older men’s sand shifting? Where is the sand and where does it shift to?

  5. Mary says:

    Shiftimg sand reminds me of when I had furniture disease.

    My chest fell into my drawers.

  6. Mary says:

    I mean shifting.