Things I Don’t Understand, Items 933 thru 935

933. False eyelashes
934. When things taste like other things smell
935. Why cable ads for local restaurants are so depressing

One Comment on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 933 thru 935"

  1. Catalyst says:

    But that #933 would take half of Megan Kelly’s glamour away. Oh heck, I’d still be in love with her.

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