Things I Don’t Understand, Items 939 thru 941

939. Why I always forget to wear my hazmat suit when I dice jalapenos
940. Canopy beds
941. Those storage bag things that have a hose attached to them that suck all the air out and smash your entire wardrobe and all your towels into one inch

2 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 939 thru 941"

  1. Claudia W says:

    Oh I understand #941! I like to suck the air out of bags of blankets and pillows, so when visitors come, they exclaim, “Where do you manage to store all of these things???”

  2. Catalyst says:

    I read recently of a chef who puts on plastic goggles when she dices jalapenoes.