Things I Don’t Understand, Items 942 thru 944

942. Why agencies don’t have a “NO MATTER WHAT WE DO, EVERYONE IN THIS COMMERCIAL WILL LOOK AND SOUND LIKE FOOLS” disclaimer at the beginning of every diarrhea, gas and constipation ad
943. How using the word peccadillo is a peccadillo
944. The horror of a broken straw

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