Things I Like More Than Being Stuck In Gridlock Traffic While I Have To Take a Doodie

1. Barnyard animals in my shower
2. Getting stuck in a conversation with an argumentative boozehound
3. Being hung by my pinky toes from the top of the Empire State Building
4. Goiters on my face
5. Gerbil pie

One Comment on "Things I Like More Than Being Stuck In Gridlock Traffic While I Have To Take a Doodie"

  1. PJ says:

    Oh my god! Who is giving you this doodie that you have to take? I would really hate that! Is it Cooper? Dogs do that you know.

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