Things I Like More Than Being Stuck In Gridlock Traffic While I Have To Take a Doodie

1. Barnyard animals in my shower
2. Getting stuck in a conversation with an argumentative boozehound
3. Being hung by my pinky toes from the top of the Empire State Building
4. Goiters on my face
5. Gerbil pie

2 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Being Stuck In Gridlock Traffic While I Have To Take a Doodie"

  1. PJ says:

    Oh my god! Who is giving you this doodie that you have to take? I would really hate that! Is it Cooper? Dogs do that you know.

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