Things I Like More Than Being Tailgated By An Insane Furious Man Driving A Monster Truck Who I Can See Screaming At Me In My Rearview Mirror On A Winding Road That Is The Width Of A Nail File

1. Super Glue facials
2. Fierce constipation
3. Being clobbered over the head with a kettle ball
4. Peas covered in white chocolate
5. Watching a movie with subtitles when I’m really sleepy

3 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Being Tailgated By An Insane Furious Man Driving A Monster Truck Who I Can See Screaming At Me In My Rearview Mirror On A Winding Road That Is The Width Of A Nail File"

  1. claudia w says:

    What an ass hat! (The guy in the truck…not you!)

  2. PJ says:

    #4. Once more I bow to your genius.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    #1. NEW BUSINESS VENTURE. Remind self to also offer the Bamboo Under the Nails Mani/Pedi service as well.
    #2. Is there any other kind of constipation? Inquiring minds and all…
    #3. Have you been watching me work out again?
    #4. NEW BUSINESS VENTURE. Remind self to also offer the Wasabi Peas covered in White Chocolate option. Pairs well with green tea.
    #5. NEW BUSINESS VENTURE. Read aloud subtitle service.