Things I Like More Than Caramelized Red Onions

1. Being debt-free
2. Getting world wide recognition for how cute my hairstyle is
3. A constant state of peace
4. Assurance from God that I’ll never have to watch a movie with Lea Thompson in it again
5. Having a dome of protection around me that repels drunk people that go “FUCK YEAH!”

One Comment on "Things I Like More Than Caramelized Red Onions"

  1. Rowan says:

    one and three ditto.