Things I Like More Than Chris Christie

1. Getting bashed in the face with a cast iron skillet
2. Slow dancing with a hornet
3. Being super glued to the front of a moving locomotive
4. Wild boar souffle
5. Pollywogs up my nostrils

5 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Chris Christie"

  1. Mary says:

    ha ha ha ha

  2. PJ says:

    #5 So Now you tell me. I have some great big fat wiggly pollywogs in my pond that are just about to burst into proper bullfrogs and I suddenly need a new plan.

  3. I’ll take Chris Christie if you’ll please make f*cking Katie Couric disappear.