Things I Like More Than Donald Sterling

1. A pitchfork armed mob trying to stab me while I sleep
2. Wearing high-heeled shoes that are two sizes too small
3. Having my nose reshaped by a wrench
4. Discovering vicious cougars in my pantry when I go to fetch the brown sugar
5. Being hung from the Empire State Building by my eyelashes

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