Things I Like More Than Getting Snagged In Conversation About Hillary Clinton’s Hairstyle With An Ornery Shit Faced Person That Spits When He Talks On New Year’s Eve

1. Clogged toilets
2. Pot holes that sprain my neck
3. Having a cough attack during a Pantomime group performance
4. Immersion blenders in my armpits
5. Sharks in my tub

10 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Getting Snagged In Conversation About Hillary Clinton’s Hairstyle With An Ornery Shit Faced Person That Spits When He Talks On New Year’s Eve"

  1. MidLyfeMama says:

    This is why I just avoid other people on New Year’s Eve. I haven’t gone out in YEARS. It is too damn cold, too damn crowded, too damn noisy and before Bob random people thought it was OK to kiss me at midnight. ????

  2. PJ says:

    Every single line of that is so extraordinary I can’t even respond except to say, “Yes. Oh, yes.”

  3. The Zadge says:

    Shit faced spitters are the worst.

  4. claudia w says:

    This is why I try to avoid people period!

  5. PJ says:

    My dog never once spit in my face while making ornery drunken misogynistic asshat pronouncements. I miss my dog.

  6. Sheesh. How did you not kick their ass?

  7. Ugh, I HaTe New Year’s Eve! I actually scheduled a medical procedure that afternoon as an added justification for resisting all attempts to drag me out. And seriously…what is it about Hillary’s hairstyle that gets folks so riled up? Sheesh.

  8. Did I spit on you? Forgive me!

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