Things I Like More Than Having a Bernie Supporter Tell Me That Bernie Is Going To Be President Because He Was “Sent From On High”

1. Bunions
2. Fruit flies
3. Having something go down the wrong pipe while dining at an intimate restaurant
4. Getting stuck in an elevator
5. Losing my luggage

2 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Having a Bernie Supporter Tell Me That Bernie Is Going To Be President Because He Was “Sent From On High”"

  1. Well, Cooper was obviously sent from on high, but that doesn’t mean I’m voting for Cooper! (But, you know, I totally would.)

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