Things I Like More Than Having a Stranger Try To Sell Me On the Paleo Diet While I’m Purchasing My Beloved Mint Milano Cookies

1. Cow dung smoothies
2. Having my tires slashed
3. Toenail fungus
4. Being falsely imprisoned
5. Getting gored by a bull

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