Things I Like More Than Having All Vowels In Scrabble

1. Reruns of The Lawrence Welk Show
2. Manure scented shampoo
3. Jello up my nose
4. The expressions modern dancers make
5. People who can only communicate using Excel

4 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Having All Vowels In Scrabble"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Maybe Number 4 is caused by Number 2 and Number 3.

  2. The Lawrence Welk Show is a very family-friendly way to gather around the television set, I’ll have you know. And it puts those little house apes right to sleep.

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    When I was little—I knew—Lawrence is a weirdo.

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