Things I Like More Than Herman Cain

1. Gingivitis
2. Dolls who come to life and try to kill me with hatchets
3. Being forced to follow the advice of Milli Vanilli’s publicist
4. Noxious paint fumes
5. Waking up and realizing I have Keith Richards’ complexion

7 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Herman Cain"

  1. Hilary says:

    omg, I needed this laugh.
    Perfect.
    I'm with you.
    He is smarmy. And yes, that's a word.

  2. Frank's Corner says:

    Well spoken…all of it true. You have a real knack for getting to the heart of matters.

  3. The Zadge says:

    You do know that, having completed "Life," I am now totally in love with Keef, Grand Canyon Face and all? I don't think I'd feel the same way after reading Hermie's memoir.

  4. Bruce Taylor, a.k.a. Catalyst says:

    Can't wait for you to get to Newt!

  5. Cupcake Murphy says:

    I did Newt! There are so many things I love more than him.

  6. meg at the members lounge says:

    Are those the dolls from Karen Black's Trilogy of Terror? They actually would be more loveable than Herm.

  7. Cupcake Murphy says:

    TOTALLY Karen Black dolls!

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