Things I Like More Than Hobby Lobby

1. Mulch up my butt
2. Being the goalie for Brazil in the game against Germany
3. Knitting needles plunged into my pupils every morning
4. Parachuting with an “antique” parachute
5. Nails in my eardrums

6 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Hobby Lobby"

  1. I realized Amazon is pretty darn good for ordering art supplies.

  2. midlyfemama says:

    Mulch up your butt happens to be the Hobby Lobby birth control option.