Things I Like More Than John Boehner

1. AstroTurf towels
2. Having my peaceful homestead be overtaken by a gang of angry possums
3. Falling into a barn silo full of rodents
4. Being forced to wear only yellow clothing
5. Bone spurs

4 Comments on "Things I Like More Than John Boehner"

  1. The Zadge says:

    How can you trust a man whose skin is the color of a stripper and whose name could be a synonym for an erection?

  2. WhisperingWriter says:

    Ha :)

  3. Meg at the Members Lounge says:

    Or as I like to call him, Senator Beta Carotene.

  4. Meg at the Members Lounge says:

    Christ, I accidentally elevated him to the Senate. He's a Representative of all that is tan.