Things I Like More Than John Tesh Albums

1. Being a rodeo clown
2. Thinking I have to fart but realizing too late I had to poop
3. Scarves with rhinestone thumbtacks
4. Having a murder of crows claw out my eyeballs
5. Skateboarding down Niagara Falls

4 Comments on "Things I Like More Than John Tesh Albums"

  1. Running a marathon race in the oncoming lanes of the Autobahn while eating a pizza.

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    exACTly.

  3. PJ says:

    Having previously lived in Western New York about 45 minutes from Niagara Falls I have, of course, attempted to skateboard down Niagara Falls dozens of times. Unfortunately the water on the approach to the falls is over my head and my helmet fills up with water and the drag is tremendous. Frankly, Cupcake, I’m not sure it can be done. I’m sorry to tell you that.