Things I Like More Than Mitt Romney

1. Having my eyelashes singed off, one by one, with matches
2. White water rafting in a Calphalon 14 inch fry pan without a helmet
3. Having a violent cough attack during a Roman Catholic funeral
4. Vindictive valet parking attendants
5. Being Sinead O’Connor’s Life Coach

7 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Mitt Romney"

  1. The Zadge says:

    You LOOK like you have that tiny butt to fit in that fry pan/raft!

  2. I doubt anyone could have swayed Sinead from that enormous tattoo rising over her meager bosom, like a sunrise gone wrong.

  3. Donna says:

    AMEN, sister!

  4. LT says:

    He’s got smarm in his eyes.

  5. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    He needs to take a big DooDoo!

  6. Bridget says:

    I just spit my beer out! Too funny! Mitt really is a numb nut huh? What can you say about a candidate that puts ads on TV with things like “I’ve been married to the same woman for 42 years” or “I’ve gone to the same church my whole life” – really Mitt no one gives a shit!