Things I Like More Than Rand Paul

1. Severe turbulence
2. Moldy hominy
3. Vericose nose veins
4. Being Head of Public Relations for Cee Lo ¬†Green’s bloated tummy
5. Kayaking Niagara Falls wearing only false eyelashes

4 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Rand Paul"

  1. Cee Lo Green needs to address that shiz.
    That would make for a fun girl’s trip, that Niagra Falls idea.
    I think Rand Paul made the encyclopedias my grandma has???

  2. The Zadge says:

    I feel like he is missing a last name.