Things I Like More Than Rand Paul

1. Severe turbulence
2. Moldy hominy
3. Vericose nose veins
4. Being Head of Public Relations for Cee Lo  Green’s bloated tummy
5. Kayaking Niagara Falls wearing only false eyelashes

4 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Rand Paul"

  1. Cee Lo Green needs to address that shiz.
    That would make for a fun girl’s trip, that Niagra Falls idea.
    I think Rand Paul made the encyclopedias my grandma has???

  2. The Zadge says:

    I feel like he is missing a last name.

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