Things I Like More Than Rick Santorum

1. Having my thumbs crushed with a mallet
2. Fermented Boxer Shorts Stew
3. Being told that THE ONLY movies I am allowed to watch are movies that star Pauly Shore
4. Cement-As-a-Condiment themed dinner parties
5. Wearing damp, mildewed scarves

2 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Rick Santorum"

  1. The Zadge says:

    He actually makes Rush look reasonable.

    Oh, and you and the Farmer should know that there is a very big difference between Pauly Shore and Pauly D from the Jersey Shore.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    Yes yes I am clear now. Pauly D looks kind of like a really tan cheetah and Pauly Shore looks like Joan Rivers before she had all that plastic surgery.