Things I Like More Than Scott Walker

1. Having Shaquille O’Neal as my partner in the movie They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?
2. Being chased by vicious Rhinos who think I stole their young
3. Heroin addict house guests
4. Gangrene
5. Large pimples on my nose

7 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Scott Walker"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I was hosting #5 when I had my blind date two weeks ago. It’s a good look.

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    It’s the saddest thing on earth. It makes you feel SO ugly and SO shallow at the same time.

  3. oh, dear, who the hay is Scott Walker??? I’m having a brain cramp.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      He’s the Governor of Wisconsin who is VERY UNFOND of collective bargaining and there’s a bunch of hoo-haw around his possible recall. He could get the boot today. People in power who like to marginalize and disempower the ones they have power over are big pieces of baboon crap in my book.

  4. Cupcake, I can only hope the cheese stands alone at the end of today’s election.

  5. Sadly, I had to google the name Scott Walker. And even though I read an article about the whole thing in the Washington Post, there was nothing that caught my eye except that some supporter of the opponent slapped him when he conceded before all the votes were counted.
    The picture of Scott Walker showed him winking and I decided right away I probably don’t like him, either. I make very informed decisions, you know.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      I’ve chosen many a judge simply because he/she was a teacher running against a business person and it’s just no contest in my mind if there is a nurse up against a contractor. It would be so helpful if details like “compulsive winker” or “grins constantly” were added as well.