Things I Like More Than Ted Cruz

1. Plucking my eyebrows in the dark
2. Tobogganing in an avalanche
3. Being struck with dysentery
4. Having hammertoe
5. Fire hoses up my nostrils

6 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Ted Cruz"

  1. All of the above. Simultaneously.

  2. PJ says:

    Well I said hate, baby, hate
    I said hate, baby, hate
    I said hate it, baby, hate it
    I said hate, baby, hate
    Come on over
    Whole lot of hatin’ goin’ on

    Ahhhhh Let’s Go !

    Well I said come over, baby
    we got chicken in the barn.
    Who’s barn
    what barn
    my barn

    Woops. Sorry. I got carried away there. Forget the barn and chicken part (what was that all about, anyway?) and go back to the chorus.

    apologies to Jerry Lee Lewis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvs4AZ03C_o

  3. Please explain why he thinks he can run for President?

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