Things I Like More Than Ted Nugent

1. Taking a scalding hot jacuzzi in cheese fondue
2. Being hung by my nose hairs from the top of the Washington Monument
3. Barf smoothies
4. Carrying a family of angry possums on my back across the Gobi Desert
5. Terrariums in my earlobes

3 Comments on "Things I Like More Than Ted Nugent"

  1. Mary says:


  2. That list is not NEARLY long enough for me.