Things I Like More Than The Kardashians

1. Nuclear missiles up my ass
2. Four million percent humidity
3. Tapioca pudding made with Boll Weevil eyeballs
4. Runny Poop soup
5. Lice

10 Comments on "Things I Like More Than The Kardashians"

  1. PJ says:

    That’s some pretty powerful dislike there.

  2. That f*cking pimp of a mom doomed all those girls.

  3. The Zadge says:

    Kim looks like she has all of the world’s nuclear armory up her ass.

  4. I really wish you would throw caution to the winds, and tell us how you REALLY feel.

  5. The Farmer says:

    Agreed on all 5. I might even add swollen ticks on my privates to that list.

  6. Catalyst says:

    Yikes! I’m sure glad you like me. Uh, you do, don’t you?

  7. Although I connect with Kim on an ass-cellular-rumpshaking level, I do think they’re all pretty vacuous. Sort of like my sister’s yard chickens.
    I will also confess that after a morning of stepping on a screaming two-year old every five minutes, I can sit in my cool basement and watch those madcap Kardashians. For at least two hours.