Things I’d Enjoy More Than a Mitt Romney Presidency

1. Explaining the movie Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy to a toddler
2. Chronic hammer toe
3. Having the entire Kardashian family hanging from my armpits
4. Stomach ache grief
5. Pop Tarts filled with tarragon seasoned worms

8 Comments on "Things I’d Enjoy More Than a Mitt Romney Presidency"

  1. Mitt and I will be right over with those Kardashian filled Pop Tarts.

  2. I have chronic hammer toes, and I will happily keep them and never complain about them again if MUTT gets whupped.

  3. Vivienne says:

    Tee hee, snicker snicker.

    Mutt will get whupped.

    I have not always voted for the winner, but my predictions are 100%

    Obama will win.

  4. claudia w says:

    Nails on a chalkboard as an alarm every morning!
    Bad bad breath being breathed into my face always.
    Stepping in rank dog poo.

  5. Fortunately you won’t have that agony. Obama won.

  6. Suzanne says:

    Breathing a sigh of relief this morning…

  7. I would have taken Kim and Khloe from each armpit over Mitt. Hallelujah things turned out differently!