Things I’d Like More Than Going To See “Ghost—The Musical”

1. Clorox enemas
2. Making out with Mitch McConnell
3. Having to start my car with my feet, like the Flinstones used to do
4. Pine needles up my nostrils
5. Being forced to wear only velvet

4 Comments on "Things I’d Like More Than Going To See “Ghost—The Musical”"

  1. But, velvet is so soft.

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