Things I’d Rather Do More Than Watch Carrie Underwood In a Live Televised Production of The Sound of Music

1. Work at Wal-Mart
2. Be chained to a plank and forced to endure a 24 hour Lea Thompson movie marathon
3. Teach a pelican algebra
4. Wear olives on the ends of my fingers all the time
5. Enter the Indianapolis 500 riding a pony

8 Comments on "Things I’d Rather Do More Than Watch Carrie Underwood In a Live Televised Production of The Sound of Music"

  1. claudia w says:

    But wait…according to the TV commercials working at WalMart is better than working anywhere else!

  2. Stop. Carrie Underwood will make the most friggin’ awesomely wholesome Maria. She’s so special it hurts.

  3. Hmm, I recognize the name but would not recognize the person. She must be dreadful for you but not so for Twisted Susan. (Is that why she’s twisted?)

  4. PJ says:

    I’m not sure but I think she sang about trucks, didn’t she?

    I’ve always thought Twisted Susan was just being honest. I think it would be fun if everybody in the world had an honest adjective in front of their name.

    Nope. I take that back it would be scary.

  5. PJ says:

    #4 wouldn’t be ALL bad if they were the pimento stuffed green ones and you could suck on your fingers all day.

  6. midlyfemama says:

    Nope. Nothing is worse than working at Walmart. I was just there with my mother. I know of what I speak.

    Pelicans already know algebra. All that flying at sea requires a finely tuned mind. However they are inexplicably bad at calculating a tip.

    Mmmm olives.

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