Things Of Which I Am 100% Certain

1. Santa Claus lives at the South Pole
2. Camilla Parker Bowles needs to use more conditioner
3. It takes exactly 2.5 hours for someone to scratch out the eyes of or draw devil horns on the head of any real estate agent that advertises on a bus stop

3 Comments on "Things Of Which I Am 100% Certain"

  1. linlah says:

    fancy devil horns or regular devil horns?

  2. steve says:

    I wish the Bizzy Blondes could somehow suffer a fate worse than devil horns.

  3. Cupcake Murphy says:

    Bizzy is code for depressing office on Centinela next to a gas station.