Things of Which I Am 100% Certain

1. The earth is round
2. Art Garfunkel has wispy hair
3. There is never a moment of the day or night when there are not several confusing sentences shooting out of Michele Bachmann’s ass

One Comment on "Things of Which I Am 100% Certain"

  1. Carey Brown Strombotne says:

    One thing I know: Even though Michele Bachman's sentences (that come out of her ass) are completely rubbish and full of nonsense, at least she can string words together that actually form sentences unlike her dumbass bff, Sarah Palin.